So, like, okay. I have nothing to do with this and it came out of her own head. Pierre's name plus Edward's name? "PierrEdward". Nice.

Okay, so I don't know why I have a fetish for footballers now but people have got to stop mixing up my name with this hottie's last name. Nikky Jagielka? Nononono honey. It's Nikky Lefebvre. (rolls eyes) Oh yes, I still like Steven Gerrard, don't worry. ;]
Enough about boys. I hate it when I have to go home during peak hours. I think I've said this almost a million times. Why? Because I have to curse people in the MRT, everytime.
I was being sandwiched like being in a sardine can (Ayam Brand! Right, bedahmon? Haha) and the bad part? Banglas around me! They smell like... okay, not like shit because I think my shit smells better.
There was this guy, he was annoying me. I wanted to alight and he ignored me. People already told him to move but he didn't. So, I said this, "Hello?! I've been saying excuse about a thousand times here!"
He turned and he said, "Well, sorry if I don't have good hearing as you do."
I checked his ears just to make sure. He didn't have anything plugged and he wasn't like, handicapped or anything.
So, I looked at him from head to toe and said this, "Then, fuck you for being a ManU freak."
Seriously, he was a ManU freak. He had the hat, the jersey, the shorts, the sneakers - everything! It's just, annoying.
Then, I wanted to cross over to my block but there were cars. Out of nowhere, these stampede of people like, rushed in front of me and didn't care if the car was moving or not. I just stood there, not joining the stupid people. There was this car that was forced to stop or he would knocked down the stupid people like bowling. He saw me and he wind down his window and asked, "are you crossing?"
I laughed and said, "Nah. I'm not as DUMB AS THESE PEOPLE to know that this is NOT A ZEBRA CROSSING."
Yeah, I don't care if people look down on me for saying that loudly. They are totally dumb than my cat who's in heaven right now.
Oh yeah, I wanted to talk about school.
It was during Physics. Totally funny lesson. Mdm Siti was hilarious - to us. She wasn't the jokey type but she's very, um, lame? (No offence, Mdm Siti, I still love you. Haha!)
Our class was noisy, as usual. Especially, Azly. And suddenly Mdm Siti shouted at us, "CLASS!!!!"
But it sounded more like a crow. You know what I mean.
Then Nas made some rude comments and Mdm Siti went like, "Nas, see me after class."
Everyone was like, "Oooo!" Then Nas laughed and said, "Wah, private date."
HAHAHAHA.
Then Mdm Siti continued scolding us then Hafiz asked something about the answer on the board and she suddenly went like, "Oh yes! I'm so sorry." And like, laughed at herself. Like... ooookaaaaay. Hmmm. & I thought I was the bimbo one.
I've never laughed so hard in my whole Physics-lesson-life. I swear to god, I cried tears of joy. Haiyooo. (smacks head)
I think I'm starting to smell like a bangla now. Off to the shower! (: